Happy birthday, Nathan ♥
I just wanted to let you know that I love you to death, and this was very last minute. But it’s the thought that counts, right? :D I hope that your 19th birthday will be wonderful, and that the lag will finally go away later so you can have a good round on LoL! I enjoy playing with you although I suck shit. Not just normal shit, but the kind that kids in Africa get high off of. I believe it’s called “jenk.” The sweetest thing is that you actually like playing with me. I WILL NEVER BE THAT LONELY KID NOBODY LIKES WHENEVER I’M AROUND YOU! You just always bring the best (and yes, sometimes the worst) out of me. The fact that you’re with me even though you’ve seen all that crap that goes on around here makes you seem that much stronger. Yes, I know you can carry me with one arm. That’s not the strength I’m talking about. (Besides, everyone knows I can arm wrestle you: PIECE OF CAKE. PFFT!) Your mentality, work ethics, faith, voice, and love are astoundingly powerful. Granted, it took about 19 years for you be all that you are now, but I can’t wait to see how wonderful you’ll be next year at the rate you’re progressing as… Well… Everything. In two or three years, you’ll be a music therapist. In four or five years, you’ll be that one guy I’m going to chase down and force to marry me. Let’s just hope you’re still with my at that time or else you’re going to have a really pissed off girlfriend and a (semi)crazy ex-girlfriend. Haha, just kidding! Not really, but if it makes you feel better then yes, I was completely joking. Wish you the best of birthdays :D
P.S. You have a nice butt that took nineteen years to perfect. So don’t lose it next year or else I’m going to bring down the thunder.
P.S.S. It says “kinky” in there because I drew a bunny next to it. You can see it when I see you tomorrow.
P.S.S.S. If you play LoL and would like to add Nathan’s scrub account, add “kinkybunny.”
P.S.S.S.S. Just kidding. Don’t add him because you’ll be taking his full attention off of carrying me so that’s just not gonna work.
P.S.S.S.S.S. I LURVE YOU.